London - (Contemptuous Mess): Over 500 anti-Princess Diana fiasco protestors have scaled the House of Commons and are encamped on the roof after a 1am earth tremor sent them scuttling for shelter.
The seismic shock followed revelations that the doppelganger clone who successfully impersonated Lady Diana Spencer was a George Bush Senior bastard fostered to the grim Jersey house of monstrosities currently being investigated for buried bodies.
A huge cover-up ensued when the real Lady Di was topped by her brother during an incestuous bunfight at Sandringham House.
This facilitated the clone's installation into the Spencer family, and the rest is hystery.
Outside the House of Commons today police have gleefully surrounded the protest site amid weather reports predicting 80mph gales for the region.
Mohammed Al Fayed is certifiable.
