London - (Bad Ass Mess): A new commemorative fountain is to be erected in London's Regent's Park, dedicated to all those who have spontaneously expressed their opinions on the Puppet Monarchy by urinating in Hyde Park's Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain.
The splendid new water feature will shoot over 500 feet into the air and will be backlit at night with the true heraldic colors of Albion.
The fountain will be sited near the Park's English Gardens and will be built on foundations cast of Portland cement mixed with the cremated ashes of Puppet Monarchy tribute acts such as Old Fatty Mountbatten herself and her Blackshirt live-in shag aka Prince Philip.
Also included in the ballast will be the incinerated remains of the four tribute artistes enjoying the ID and personae of the monarch's gargoyle children, all 36 royal benefit-scrounging horrid little corgis and numerous hangers on who have been allocated a spot on the Puppet Monarch's funerary pyre.
Meanwhile the Hyde Park memorial to Princess Diana will be bulldozed, composted and planted with four season-fruiting raspberries in a traditional gesture to the humbug that was Diana's true legacy.
Camilla will be interred in the H-Block of the Maze in the same wing from which she escaped in 1981 following her arrest for that business of blowing up Lord Mountbatten's yacht.
Gorgon Brown is pissed as a newt.
