Diana met with Michael Jackson on fateful night inquest told

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Monday, 11 February 2008

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Jackson's testimony is potentially terrifying for the Fayed family

London - (Royal Fetid Ass Mess): Princess Diana secretly met with singer Michael Jackson just before the fatal car crash on the night of 31 August 1997 a coroner's court heard today.

The two met at the Paris Hilton's Presidential Suite while Dodi Fayed was out scoring his usual coke fix, and talked for over an hour in private.

Diana wanted to enlist Jackson's support for a series of concerts in her landmines campaign and Jackson was desperate for a bit of the Di feelgood factor ahead of impending lurid child molestation hearings in California.

Jackson begged Diana to dump Dodi Fayed "because so many real men like American billionaire Ted Forstmann were literally gagging for a chance to shag her."

Hearing videolink testimony from Jackson in Los Angeles, the cononer demanded proof of the alleged meeting.

"Your honor, all I have is this diamond-encrusted three thousand carat platinum bracelet with the words Princess Diana Loves Michael Jackson picked out in sapphires," the singer pleaded.

"I hope that's all the evidence you shall require."

The inquest was adjourned until tomorrow.

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