Burrell a sitting duck for Diana scam inquest told

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Thursday, 6 March 2008

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Diana and Burrell were in it together

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former royal butler Paul Burrell is in hiding in the US an inquest into Princess Diana's death was told today.

The coroner has ordered him to resubmit testimony after British police filed an arrest warrant.

Burrell was caught out on video bragging how he'd fathered the tribute act known as Prince Harry and slipped him into the Hellfire Club's nest at Kensington Palace.

Blackmailing the Puppet Monarchy has since made him millions.

Last weeek Lord Justice Scott Baker told Burrell's London lawyers that he must return or face perjury charges.

In a terse video-link reply from Florida Burrell said:

"Yeah, you and whose army?

"If I'm lying, who isn't?

"Subpoena me and I'll blow Charles's head right off his fetid arse."

The inquest continues.

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