After using computers for the past two years, Queen Elizabeth the second has come into the digital age by creating her very own web site. Her initial attempts were rather poor, but after studying website programming for eighteen months, Liz has cr...
The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...
London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Spoof UK monarch Queen Elizabeth II has relaunched her pet online vanity publishing project with the help of acclaimed world wide web mythologist Tim Berners-Lee. The spoof site is full of beastly little whoppers c...
Winchester-- The DNA of Queen Victoria is to be used to resurrect Her Highness for the 21st Century. The resurrection project is of the highest priority for Queen Elizabeth II. The current queen believes her son Charles and grandsons are not fit to...
Queen Elizabeth II has been severely criticised after an undercover Sunday Times reporter revealed that she has been selling golliwog toys from her Sandringham estate. The reporter spent 4 weeks at the shop, pretending to be a statue of Prince Cha...
London - (Nazi Appeasement Mess): The February 12 relaunch of the Puppet Monarchy webshite was ordered by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to hide William and Harry's involvement in masterminding the 7/7 London atrocity according to spooks. Brown's b...
London UK: In a quiet ceremony the Queen bestowed a Knighthood on Philbert of Macadamia. This Knighthood entitles him to all the lands and properties of his forebears. Following a small dinner party with the Royal Family, Sir Philbert retired to his...
London-- Queen Elizabeth II has told Prime Minister Gordon Brown she wants any and all UFOs over the UK shot down. The queen has an insatiable curiosity about flying saucers and desperately wants to understand the puzzling phenomena. She also has...
London - (Coup 'Stark' d'Etat Mess): Monday's magnificent Aquarius solar eclipse occurs horribly close to the credit crunching trajectory of a portentuous Doomsday comet that has been homing in on Buckingham Palace airspace all January. The comet'...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Royal bankers Cunts & Co are to be declared bankrupt and all Puppet Monarchy accounts ditched as toxic waste following the collapse of parent company Royal Bank of Snotland (RBS). RBS took over the ailing royal bank...
Ballybollox Castle - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Queen has barricaded herself into the Oswald Mosley Blackshirt Memorial Wing in Ballybollox Castle. Courtiers fear she suspects she will be 'involuntarily euthanised' in a 1936 royal copycat procedure, t...
Cyberspace - (BlackJackBouvier Anonymous Mess): Online spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.con stands to make five billion dollars in a royal strip poker challenge. This will finally bury self important Nostradamus prophecy nut jobs profiting fro...
Sandringham - (Grim Reaper Mess): Stiff & Sons, Undertakers by Royal Appointment to the Puppet House of Windsor, have opened an orifice in Buckingham Palace after a tip-off from internet spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con. The online book...
Sandringham - (Royal Ass Mess): A guide dog for the blind that was ritually whipped last weekend by royal benefits scrounger Prince Edward after failing to find any grouse on Saddleworth Moor has been exonerated. The three year old labrador came u...
Earlier this morning, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth was arrested by West London Police for punching Liverpool football star Steven Gerrard. 'We had just given Mr. Gerrard an MBE at Buckingham Palace', she said, 'when he suddenly laughed at us, and s...
Sandringham - (Shaggy Dog Mess): Prince Edward is in deep shit after UK papers published photos of him 'smacking up his bitch' during a Boxing Day royal peasant shoot. The pictures have been branded typical of the useless and pointless scrounger...
The Queen and other members of the Royal Parasites are spending their Christmas holidays at a slum tenement squat in Liverpool's dilapidated Kensington district as a change from their normal festive season retreat to their plush Sandringham estate in...
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