Sandringham - (Grim Reaper Mess): Stiff & Sons, Undertakers by Royal Appointment to the Puppet House of Windsor, have opened an orifice in Buckingham Palace after a tip-off from internet spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con.
The online bookies reported a 'wailing' wall of money last week wagered on a Russian Orthodox Christmas Day demise of the KGB/Mossad octogenarian tribute act known as Queen Elizabeth II.
Along with most Israeli intelligence (sic) operatives Old Fatty Mountbatten is suspected of having lost all her ill-gotten £££s fortune in the Madoff Ponzi scam, as reported in the Spoof last month.
"The Queen is Jewish?" was Aintgottaprayer.con's banner headline on New Year's Day following widespread reports that one of her tribute act grandsons was planning on sending her a Plutonium-210 Russian Christmas Cake this Wednesday.
Prince Philip is Max 'Nazi S&M' Mosley's father.
