Queen Orders All UFOs Shot Down

Written by Number 6

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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A Meal Fit For A Queen!

London-- Queen Elizabeth II has told Prime Minister Gordon Brown she wants any and all UFOs over the UK shot down. The queen has an insatiable curiosity about flying saucers and desperately wants to understand the puzzling phenomena. She also has an Epicurean interest in grey space aliens and wants to eat one before she dies!

The monarch has been consumed with a ravishing desire for any and all information on flying saucers most of her life. Her fixation began at her coronation after a UFO buzzed the ceremony. One wing of Buckingham Palace has been reserved just for UFO artifacts and lore. The queen wishes to meet, great and then eat a UFO alien. She is quite, quite, mad!

All of the queen's prime ministers through the years have known of her peculiar urges but have kept silent on the matter out of respect for the crown. Now, HRH has opened the subject with Mr. Brown and she has asked the BBBC to let her address the nation about her insane hungers. The following comments are compliments of the BBBC.

"I wish to let all my royal subjects know my desire. I desire to eat an extraterrestrial. I deign to kill, gut and cook the creature myself, if necessary. I want to cook their giant eyeballs in a frying pan like fried eggs. If you capture an alien, please bring it to Buckingham Palace forthwith. Thank-you and good day."

The queen spoke went directly to the Royal Kitchen after the broadcast. She asked the cook to prepare delicious recipes for cooking grey aliens. She also fried a few eggs herself, for the first time.

The queen giggled with delight as she ate the fried eggs. She moaned with pleasure as she poked the gooey eggs with a fork, and dreamed of the day when she could eat fried alien eyeballs!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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