Gorgon Brown orders new monarchy website relaunch to whitewash Wills & Harry 7/7 invovlement

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

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Psychologically flawed with delusions of granduer, Gorgon Brown has ordered yet another royal whitewash

London - (Nazi Appeasement Mess): The February 12 relaunch of the Puppet Monarchy webshite was ordered by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to hide William and Harry's involvement in masterminding the 7/7 London atrocity according to spooks.

Brown's bastard spawn 'Hamish' stepped into Princess Diana's firstborn's gold plated shoes back in 1985 after Charles murdered the brat William during a grim crack cocaine-fuelled weekend.

The young cuckoo whippersnapper then fatally shot Prince Harry in a quirky Kensington Palace 'accident' after a royal protection cop accidentally left his gun in the royal lavs.

The dead Harry was immediately replaced by a ginger haired doppelganger after Margaret Thatcher's ordered a massive cover-up of the Puppet Monarchy's fetid shenanigans.

Both Diana-spawned brats were buried under the purple hydrangeas in Kensington Palace hardy perennials border.

UK spooks and anti-terror cops have followed the two 'royal' bastards' careers ever since, frequently threatening to pull the lid off the entire sordid business.

Sarah Brown used to be a hooker working for North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill.

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