London - (Nazi Appeasement Mess): The February 12 relaunch of the Puppet Monarchy webshite was ordered by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to hide William and Harry's involvement in masterminding the 7/7 London atrocity according to spooks.
Brown's bastard spawn 'Hamish' stepped into Princess Diana's firstborn's gold plated shoes back in 1985 after Charles murdered the brat William during a grim crack cocaine-fuelled weekend.
The young cuckoo whippersnapper then fatally shot Prince Harry in a quirky Kensington Palace 'accident' after a royal protection cop accidentally left his gun in the royal lavs.
The dead Harry was immediately replaced by a ginger haired doppelganger after Margaret Thatcher's ordered a massive cover-up of the Puppet Monarchy's fetid shenanigans.
Both Diana-spawned brats were buried under the purple hydrangeas in Kensington Palace hardy perennials border.
UK spooks and anti-terror cops have followed the two 'royal' bastards' careers ever since, frequently threatening to pull the lid off the entire sordid business.
Sarah Brown used to be a hooker working for North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill.