Cyberspace - (BlackJackBouvier Anonymous Mess): Online spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.con stands to make five billion dollars in a royal strip poker challenge.
This will finally bury self important Nostradamus prophecy nut jobs profiting from ludicrous online monarchy predictions.
The betting site reckons Hellfire Club whore Elizabeth II will finally drop dead 'around the cosmic time-bomb date of 11 January 2009' - although ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's US gong ceremony date of January 13 remains a solid 5/4 2nd favorite.
"Our challenge to the Nostradamus morons will finally debunk their Illuminati-fellating grandiose crap," Aintgottaprayer.con CEO Dave V Rattlesnake Jr chuckled today.
"Outguessing these con-artists' publicly stated belief in a March 2009 royal RIP event has been like taking candy from a baby," Rattlesnake Jr cooed to his bank manager.
The cyber-betting site has based its hunch on apocalyptic astrology around 11 January.
This sees a pivotal Cancer full moon, the sudden retrograde motion of Mercury in Aquarius and a magnificent Sun trine Virgoan Saturn all within the space of a few hours.
"Reckon the puppet Monarch will have croaked by Monday morning," Rattlesnake Jr added emphatically.
"Anyone still care to take me on at, say, even money?"
The Duke of Edinburgh may not survive the apocalyptic astrology either.