Al Qaeda terrorists have been rounded up by a very unusual source, Turkey. Not only good on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas, Turkeys, especially the wild version, are pretty useful at scaring the shit out of Al Qaeda terrorists. Anyway, the A...
Breaking news confirms that Britain's top chippy is owned and run by Turkish fast food mogul Ali Bullo, raising questions over the future of the nation's favourite fast food fix, and whether the much loved dish will retain its unique Britishness or f...
An Alabama couple have been accused of getting so carried away with grabbing Black Friday deals that authorities said they left their kids alone in a shopping cart. Bluford County Sheriff Gaines Pepper told ALAB Radio in Broadbeam, Alabama, that...
Yew Nork USA, It has been a wonderful morning for most thanksgiving chefs but for some it has been the worst. "I woke up this morning only to find that the turkey I had bought last week had been missing." A local woman explained. "It was there la...
Thanksgiving Day in the US is normally a time for forgiving and forgetting and Obama, shining beacon of forgiveness that he is, has pardoned Turkey! This news spread round the world like wildfire and Istanbul reacted swiftly to the news. Turkey...
Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season. A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...
Sarah Ferguson is working on a new career as a documentary film maker. She recently bought a deprived estate in North Manchester and lived alone amongst its denizens accompanied only by an 11 - man film crew and 15 bodyguards. "Cripes - it was...
Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...
Barack Obama says the USA 'is not at war with Islam - it just happens to keep attacking Muslim countries, but only ones that aren't strong enough to fight back.' Denying that Americans were not only committing war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, b...
Turkey's Religious Affairs Foundation, which is affiliated with the government's Religious Affairs Directorate, has issued their latest handbook to help Turkish people be more religious. The Marriage Handbook advises women that breast enlargement,...
London - BBC officials are quickly backpedaling on reports warning that Londoners have turkey fat for brains. BBC spokeman Simon Heath says "We hold the opinions of our viewership in the highest regard, notwithstanding the unevenness of some of o...
Turkish businessman and kebab shop proprietor Ali Bullo today launched his Eau De Kebab line of cologne in a West End department store. 'This line is a hands down winner,' said Ali Bullo. 'It's a proper cologne with the subtle aroma of doner kebab...
Police in North Carolina say a shopper stopped a carjacking by attacking the alleged suspect with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman's car in a grocery store parking lot. Authorities say the man stole money from a gas station before hea...
Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- A turkey pardoned President Bush today in a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, in Washington. Presidents since Truman have pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yearly in this decades-old White House traditio...
In a further attempt to impose a bit of Americana into the lives of third world countries, The U.S. based Christian Coalition funded a "Thanksgiving Relief Effort" designed to bring the American November feast to three countries in Central Africa. T...
Sarah Palin who has fallen for more news media pranks than autumn has leaves stumbled once again. After the hackneyed pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving stunt that a plethora of politicians stage every November, an Alaskan news local steered the fa...
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