Turkey's Religious Affairs Foundation, which is affiliated with the government's Religious Affairs Directorate, has issued their latest handbook to help Turkish people be more religious.
The Marriage Handbook advises women that breast enlargement, listening to music, doing the Macarena, stepping on a male tumblebug in a pile of cow shit, owning a pet rock, killing another person (Unless they are female) and wearing wigs are sins.
Of course, it has directives for men, too: men should take a second wife if their current wife is ill and he cannot afford to hire a maid or if your present wife has become older-looking because of all the work-which she does.
In addition, men should beat women "gently until she loses consciousness" and "as a warning that death is near," but avoid hitting them in the face because, if she cannot see, she cannot work.
"So we must ALL, both men and women alike, uphold these rules", it concludes.
