Sarah Ferguson is working on a new career as a documentary film maker.
She recently bought a deprived estate in North Manchester and lived alone amongst its denizens accompanied only by an 11 - man film crew and 15 bodyguards.
"Cripes - it was a great experience" comments bubbly ginger Sarah "and changed my life. I realised the excitement of living on the edge".
Sarah's next project is a full-on 5-year sentence in a crowded Turkish prison.
"I anticipate a rough time" says the Duchess, "but I am hopeful that the intimate body searches and climate of sexual licence are figments of fevered imaginations. My only regret is that my 2 dogs, Beatrice and Eugenie will have to stay in the UK".
The Turkish government has signed a PR deal with Max Clifford and is promoting the documentary by extraditing the Duchess in the full glare of publicity.
