Government Minister and professional apologist Jack Straw has admitted that he could have stopped the invasion of Iraq. "I could have stopped Tony Blair if I had opposed him at the vital cabinet meeting. However, I had to take my mum shopping. She ha...
Flatter than flat and high as a kyte, Holland, have declared the Iraqi war as illegal. They have demanded the extradition of ex-super US Pres. George "Mad Dog" Bush and his fav. cowboy, Tony "Breakback" Blair. It will be slightly difficult e...
The greatest "Spin doctor" ever in the history of British democracy, Alistair Campbell, has told the world, "I convinced Tony Blair that WOMD were in Iraq and the arsehole believed every word, it's my job you know, TO SPIN!" George Bush certai...
Returning from a summit in Texas in 2002, the then UK Prime Minister Tony Blair - who had never heard of Iraq before, except for saying 'isn't it one of those Arabic-sounding places near Persia?' - suddenly started talking about Iraq and making it ob...
Tony Blair today expanded on his astounding claim that he would have found a way to gain the mandate to invade Iraq without the dossier on weapons of mass destruction. He explained that in fact a UN resolution was not required, that the UK Parliament...
London - (Hellfire Club): "Never mind that 'Iraq War Pact Signed In Blood As Early As 2002!' bollox," the Chilcot Iraq Inquiry was told today. "The Poodle Brothers were at it as early as '69!" Today's testimony from the former head of the Serio...
The United Nations Security Council has today announced that the much-talked about War Crimes Trial of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will definitely take place 'some time soon' and without a doubt, "within Mr Blair's lifetime", a UN spokes...
Ex-American leader George Herbert Bush insisted he needs more time to buy off more of the media, to avoid an appearance at the Hague on charges of war crimes. Mr. Bush has boycotted all attempts at being tried for the crimes that spanned the years...
Just 9 short months after taking possession of the world's largest and most costly embassy, US investigators have found it will take over $130M to fix the mess! Covering over 100 acres and more than 21 buildings meant to house over 1,000 State Dep...
Peyoriah, Iraq - Police in a Baghdad suburb are looking for a man suspected of running down his daughter because she was becoming too "Iraqi-ized" and was not living according to their traditional American values. Police say 48-year-old Phil Holli...
Saddam Hussein's WOMD's have now turned up in the deserts of arch fiend Iran. George Bush and his US "Supertroopers" were always convinced that Iraqi WOMD's existed and now after searching Arabian countries high and low for them, they have discovered...
BAGHDAD - The world's most famous 'shoe-tosser' Muntadhar al-Zaidi will be getting an early-release from Baghdad's infamous The Hell Hole of The Camel Prison. Al-Zaidi is the Iraqi journalist who on December 14, 2008, tossed both his size 10 Buste...
A journalist has found the remains of the last of the American ideals that still existed before the first Gulf War began. The ideal was shot down on the first day of that war in 1991, a day which also saw the final death of the Monroe Doctrine, an...
Iraq celebrated the withdrawal of its 300 billion barrels of oil reserves along with American troops from its cities with parades, fireworks and a national holiday on Tuesday as the prime puppet of Iraq Nuri Maliki trumpeted the sovereignty of its va...
The sale of cheese from Iraq, named 'Iraq Cheese' has risen 450% in the last 3 months. Many believe the reason for this is the consumer's curiosity of what Iraq's cheese tastes like. Also the price is amazingly good value for money, at just £1.06...
Were there WMDs or was Britain maliciously duped into a war on the premise of sweets, love, puppies and global peace? Fortunately we will now be able to read about it in six months time as the UK government will be performing an inquiry into the...
London - The long awaited inquiry into the British involvement in the conflict in Iraq is to begin. Prime Minister Gordon Brown made the announcement today during a visit to a meat processing plant in Northern England. He is due to announce the li...
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