Iraq Cheese Sales Skyrocket

Funny story written by ljw999

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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"Eat Iraq Cheese with teeth" claims the makers of 'Iraq Cheese'

The sale of cheese from Iraq, named 'Iraq Cheese' has risen 450% in the last 3 months.

Many believe the reason for this is the consumer's curiosity of what Iraq's cheese tastes like. Also the price is amazingly good value for money, at just £1.06 for four kilograms.

Some say the cheese is great, with one customer stating "'Iraq Cheese' is like a weapon of mass
deliciousness." Other aren't quite so keen with another customer saying "'Iraq Cheese' is like a weapon of mass consumer dissatisfaction. I didn't even know they had cows in Iraq lets alone cheese."

Despite the split opinion, the Iraqi cheese is outselling rivals including cheeses from Finland, Bulgaria and Greenland.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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