BUCKINGHAM PALACE, London - HRH Queen Elizabeth has announced that she would like to step aside so that American Idol Adam Lambert can be the frontman for the Royal Family of Great Britain and the Commonwealth of Nations. The official word from th...
On the day following the Buckingham Palace security breach where two journalists from the News of the Smut were found calmly sitting in the Royal Motorcade Car, yet another security breach has been discovered in H M the Queen's residence. In the e...
There was great news for Britain's immigrants this morning, when it was announced that Her Majesty the Queen is to meet with the leader of the British National Party (BNP), Nick Griffin, at a garden party to be held at Buckingham Palace, and that she...
It has been revealed precisely why Ron Nazsti, the leader of the BNP, has been invited to the Queen's Garden Party at Buckingham Palace later in the year. There was initially public outrage that Mr Nazsti should receive an invitation, leading, as...
The Queen announced today to a stunned nation that she will be stepping down from her 56 year reign and in an astonishing break with Royal Protocol and tradition has appointed Gurkha mouthpiece Joanna Lumley as her successor. Prince Charles was re...
Dublin - (Sordid Ass Mess): An ageing octogenarian fascist couple successfully gagged the Irish authorities from naming and shaming a paedophile cult that ran amok among the young and vulnerable for over sixty years. Mr & Mrs Joseph Ratzinger...
Jerusalem - (Dome of the Northern Rock Bank Mess): As the sun begins its apocalyptic ascent over Jerusalem's fabled Mound of Olives on Wednesday's Feast of Our Lady's Ultimate Fatima Secret a massive cardiac infarction becons Pope Joe Ratzinger's la...
Windsor Castle - (Thoroughbred Ass Mess): A suspected House of Ratzinger mole was been caught red-handed after failing to provide a clean urine sample ahead of the Epsom Derby. Codenamed Moonlit Bath the royal nightmare was supposed to have run a...
London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has been asked to officiate at the long-awaited funeral of his only lawfully-wedded spouse, Queen Elizabeth II, at Scotland's Ballybollox Castle next year. An official government reply under the...
London - (Doomsday Mess): It's all in the numbers, folks... And numerology freaks are tumescent with expectation that this May Day's 333rd anniversary of the founding of the Bavarian Illuminati will see the death 'by auto-erotic waterboarding' of Hi...
Westmonster Abbey, London - (Mayday! Mayday! Ass Mess): The Queen's Body Guard of Ye Omen of the Guard warned cold war monrachy hoaxer Queen Elizabeth II today that she's got a fat chance of surviving beyond this Friday's sacred wiccan May Day festiv...
A young blogger in Canada was upset today when an email sent by the Queen failed to arrive. The email was sent to 23 young people from across the world, who have written blogs about their experiences of the Commonwealth - which is celebrating its...
An old woman was forcibly removed from her family home and returned to a residential care home. Her family had been concerned about her treatment in the home. Elizabeth Windsor, 85, of 1 The Mall, London, was sitting in the living room playing Mon...
BUCKINGHAM PALACE -- Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is suffering from anus horibilis, according to a Palace source, and has been told by her personal physician that she has got to stop wearing a thong. Eddie Izzard gave a thong with Gunners on the...
Buckingham Palace - in a shock announcement this morning, Queen Elizabeth II has announced she will no longer interfere with UK or global politics. The Queen is renowned for sticking her beak into things that don't concern her, such as the econo...
Since the Queen has taken up with hip young thang, Michelle Obama thangs have changed in the royal palace. fashion has grown surprisingly modern and the decor has a shocking new African theme. Her Majesty has been out and about to all hours of the ni...
Internet porn Queen, Alice Slack, 28, of Basildon, reportedly had a really uneventful day today. Slack, the star of internet porn classics such as Shaving Ryan's Bits, The Testicle Chronicles, and The Spies Who Shagged Me told us: "I just got u...
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