Written by Steddyeddy

Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Ron tries on his garden party suit

It has been revealed precisely why Ron Nazsti, the leader of the BNP, has been invited to the Queen's Garden Party at Buckingham Palace later in the year.

There was initially public outrage that Mr Nazsti should receive an invitation, leading, as he does, a political party which many believe is not really a very nice one, although the print colours it uses in its logo are OK.

The misunderstanding has come about because the Queen's Lady in Waiting who is in charge of the garden party, is, well, a bit past it. She's somewhat deaf, her eyesight is not what it used to be and it's now got to the stage that she actually now gets caught when HRH Prince Philip chases her through the bushes on his golf trolley.

It seems she overheard her instructions wrongly and thought Mr Nazsti was leader of the British Nappy Party. Given that many young families are attending this year, the Lady in Waiting thought it would be quite appropriate for someone well versed in baby sh*t with good experience in nappies to attend.

While the are many who do believe the mistaken nappy nomenclature is somewhat ironic, given the sh*t Mr Nazsti mainly spouts, there is a groundswell of public opinion Mr Nazsti shouldn't attend, given the chance that there might be people with coloured skin, Chinese, Indians, Jews, Moslems, Hari Krishnas, Africans and even French in attendance.

And HRH Prince Philip does on this occasion take precedence when it comes to insulting people, as it is his garden.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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