Written by Pointer

Saturday, 18 April 2009

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Les Miz Boyle

Since the Queen has taken up with hip young thang, Michelle Obama thangs have changed in the royal palace. fashion has grown surprisingly modern and the decor has a shocking new African theme. Her Majesty has been out and about to all hours of the night with her new younger majestic friend and contemporary trends have crept into the great lady's itinerary.

Late night karaoke has found its way into the royal favor and when Scot Susan Boyle shocked the nation by looking frumpy and singing beautifully, the Karaoke Queen just had to have her at Westminster Wednesday Night Karaoke.

When the monarch learned that Boyle was a man seeking a sex change operation, she hardly reacted:" Michelle and I are down with the LGBTQ community!" But when she learned that Boyle could not sing God Save the Queen or any other song for that matter except the score of Les Miserable, her deep seated Frog-Phobia put a stop to the her nation's boylemania. " Sir Paul will now be a regular at our Krackiokey"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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