Mr & Mrs Ratzinger ordered Irish child sex scandal gag

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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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"Effing bollox!" Mrs Ratzinger said today...

Dublin - (Sordid Ass Mess): An ageing octogenarian fascist couple successfully gagged the Irish authorities from naming and shaming a paedophile cult that ran amok among the young and vulnerable for over sixty years.

Mr & Mrs Joseph Ratzinger have been in charge of all major scandal cover-ups ever since Hitler's Pope Mk# 1 - Pius XII - faced a NATO firing squad for starting World War II.

This week's report into the church's Irish perderasty rampage exonerated all clerics and blamed Satan.

"Effing bollox!" Mrs Ratzinger said today as investigators confronted her with the evidence.

College of Psychic Studies wingnuts reckon she'll live until April Foolds Day 2012.

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