Sir Alex Ferguson, the knight of the realm and professional Scotsman was left fuming at events at Craven Cottage today. As Fulham beat Manchester United 2 0 he was left red faced and angry. Two of his star players were sent off during their 2 0 d...
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger whose sexuality has often been the subject of much discussion, has said he is not looking forward to this afternoon's match at Fulham, and to the threat of a bit of cottaging. The Craven Cottage cro...
British Soccer Champions Manchester United have been told to return any sponsorship money received from insurance group AIG, the clubs shirt sponsors, which will leave the team bankrupt. AIG, it is alleged, paid the club over $1 Billion in sponsor...
The wife of legendary football manager Brian Clough, has hit out at a film of his life, based on a book that she claims is "complete garbage" The film 'The Damned United' appears to make the controversial claim that Clough, whose nickname was "Gob...
Manchester United Boss, Sir Alex of Ferguson, literally handed the Premiership trophy over to Liverpool head-honcho Rafael Benitez today in what was said by some to be "confusing". United were said to be cruising to yet another title before Liverp...
After Saturday's humiliation at the hands of their arch-rivals and fellow title contenders Liverpool, bosses at Old Trafford have acted swiftly to support grieving Manchester United fans as they struggle to come to terms with United's most embarrassi...
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 4 - Wayne Rooney, the outspoken Manchester United and England striker, caused more controversy last night when, after his team's crushing defeat to arch-rivals Liverpool, he is rumoured to have called for the sacking of...
"It is true. I momentarily considered suicide as I heard the latest on the match while I was at work," admitted the mediocre TheSpoof.com writer with one high ranking story to his credit. The spoof writer's dismay came from the utterly humiliating...
There was more reaction to the comments spoken by Wayne Rooney today, when, after the Manchester United and England star had said he hated Liverpool on Thursday, people in that city revealed their own feelings towards him - and they seemed to be pret...
At a hastily arranged press conference at a Manchester Hotel, Manchester United supporter, Lance Boyle told us that there would be no repeat of the fan behaviour which has previously marred (or spiced up, depending on your point of view) previous enc...
Here is the squad for next week's Manchester United cup tie: * Alex Van Der Ferg * Gary Nevilleson * Patrice Fergra * Owen Fergreaves * Rio Ferguson * Awex Brown * Cristiano Fergaldo * Anderson Ferguson * Dimitar Fergatov * Wayne Fergie * Ryan Ferggs * Ben Fergster * Ji-Sung Ferg * Fergan Alic Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson Coach: Mick Fergan Referee will be Jim Fergine, assis...
It has been reported that Jose Mourinho, head coach of Internazionale Milan, and formerly of Chelsea and Porto, spent last night locked in the toilet of his Cheshire hotel suite ahead of tonight's Champions League second leg knockout tie against Manc...
Staunch Liverpool supporter, Mickey MacWhack, this morning stood on an orange box outside Lime Sreet Station and told fellow scousers not to worry, because hated rivals Manchester United had no chance of making a clean sweep of trophies (a possible s...
Due to serious fixture congestion chasing 17 trophies this season, Sir Alex Ferguson has registered himself as a Manchester United player with the FA. A fee of £5.47 plus VAT had to be paid to the Scottish FA to transfer registration papers. Ji S...
A row broke out today at UEFA headquarters after it was revealed by officials of the club that Manchester United are to field an eleven comprised of aged veterans. United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has named several veterans in his squad for their...
Following shocking revelations of cheating, backhanders and downright foul play Manchester United have been stripped of the title they were about to win. The nation has watched as they pulled away into an unassailable lead. But referee Jeremy Paxo ha...
The doom clouds gathered over a despondent Merseytown yesterday as arch rivals Manchester United notched up yet another trophy win at Wembley stadium, beating Tottenham Hotspur in a penalty shoot out. Should Manchester United, under the Govanershi...
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