Written by matwil

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Sir Adolfex Fergler

Here is the squad for next week's Manchester United cup tie:

  1. Alex Van Der Ferg
  2. Gary Nevilleson
  3. Patrice Fergra
  4. Owen Fergreaves
  5. Rio Ferguson
  6. Awex Brown
  7. Cristiano Fergaldo
  8. Anderson Ferguson
  9. Dimitar Fergatov
  10. Wayne Fergie
  11. Ryan Ferggs
  12. Ben Fergster
  13. Ji-Sung Ferg
  14. Fergan Alic

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson
Coach: Mick Fergan

Referee will be Jim Fergine, assistants Rob Stygies and Darren Gusann, fourth official Gerald Fergby

Match Sponsors: Sony Fergusson

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