The doom clouds gathered over a despondent Merseytown yesterday as arch rivals Manchester United notched up yet another trophy win at Wembley stadium, beating Tottenham Hotspur in a penalty shoot out.
Should Manchester United, under the Govanership of Sir Alex Rednose add to their trophy haul of Community Shield, World Club Championship, and Carling Cup by adding the Premiership, the FA Cup, and The UEFA Champion's League Cup, there will be widespread outbreaks of despondency in Merseytown.
Micky McWhack, a proud Liverpool supporter (if such a thing actually exists) told us:
"Dee won't do it lar. Dee've got no chance. No club can win six trophies in a single season. Know worra mean? It'd break a lorra hearts round here if dee do cuz we ate em. Dee do dough don't dee dough, dee do."
We asked Micky McWhack:
"How many 'K's are there in 'chicken' then soft lar?"
At which point he became red in the face and started spitting feathers.
More when we stop taking the piss out of the bin-dipping scousers.
