Manchester United Boss, Sir Alex of Ferguson, literally handed the Premiership trophy over to Liverpool head-honcho Rafael Benitez today in what was said by some to be "confusing".
United were said to be cruising to yet another title before Liverpool's 4-1 thrashing of the team that still tops the premiership but Fergie, 89, decided that the game was up:
"It's no point thinkin otherwii, yanoo? The man's godit sowed up so I say it's all over. Aye?" queried Sir Alec as he took another swig from the Newcastle Brown Ale bottle he had secreted upon himself.
Benitez, 16, was delighted to have been personally handed the trophy and announced victoriously:
"Rafa FTW! You suck, I rule, beards where there were no beards before are shocking and cool."
Chelsea were unavailable for comment but someone told me that Guus Hiddink looked confused. All the time.
It is likely that the Premier League will begin some sort of investigation into the incident, probably within the next decade or so. West Ham are likely to pay a huge fine though.
