Fergie Cracks At Cottage Crash

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 21 March 2009

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"I'm Shitting It" "Me Too" "And Me"

Sir Alex Ferguson, the knight of the realm and professional Scotsman was left fuming at events at Craven Cottage today. As Fulham beat Manchester United 2 0 he was left red faced and angry.

Two of his star players were sent off during their 2 0 defeat. And they conceded two goals. All this during a 2 0 defeat.

Fulham meanwhile were enjoying a 2 0 victory. They were delighted with the result. Particularly as Manchester United fans had predicted "This is the worst time to be playing us". Actually 3pm on a Saturday was rather a good time.

The final score was 2 0 to Fulham. Yes, Manchester United might still win the league. But then again they might not. And the 2 0 defeat against Fulham may make all the difference. Paul Scholes was sent off for being in possession of ginger hair. Wayne Rooney was sent off for being Wayne Rooney.

And Manchester United lost. 2 0. To Fulham!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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