New York, NY- Many online shoppers have been forced to seek other forms of entertainment as the E-commerce site, authorize crashed as a result of a fire. Said one customer, Mildred Pugh-Knightly, "...I just had to have a pair of slightly tarnishe...
City analysts here in London announced that there was a remote possibility that Janet Jackson could be next to go the way of her late brother. Following the tragic demise of brother Michael, whose sales have gone stratospheric, swelling the Jackso...
After the brief meeting with M, Bargis was anxious to get regrouped, update his wardrobe, check back into his flat and have some serious sexual therapy in order to relax before his next mission....BACK TO THE USA and his arch enemy D.E.F.E.C.A.T.E., or (CRAP) as it was listed in SECRET files.(ed. note: and easier to type) Even now, as he pressed the left NIPPLE of the marble statue of Margare...
A satirist has been sacked for not writing anything funny about the prophet Muhammad. His editors relieved him of his duties after he handed in copy that praised Allah, without any derogatory remarks or funny sideswipes regarding over-the-top fundame...
The end is nigh. Hurtling towards a humungous black hole, Captain Buck Kirk proudly mans the bridge of the Enterprise, lantern jaw sticking out in a bold gesture of defiance, although he fully appreciates that the ship will shortly be vaporised. Spock places a gentle hand on Captain Buck Kirk's upper arm, but not in a gay way, and says: "It's over Captain. It's all over. There's nothing w...
Internet administrators have appealed for restraint following a host of totally unfounded and very sick rumours about celebrity deaths. Following the recent demise of Kung Fu star David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson, and keen to c...
Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed. "This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's s...
Fraudulent investment broker Bernard Madoff was today sentenced to 150 years in prison, having blatantly robbed hundreds, if not thousands of investors in a carefully calculated scam. Some of which resulted in said investors committing suicide becaus...
CHANDLER, AZ - A big brew-ha-ha today at the Boy residence in Chandler, where it was revealed that The Spoof has punished Aspartame Boy for not writing any news stories "in a long time", as the editors claim. Aspartame Boy's spouse and children ar...
Sad news just in. Reports are saying that gangster John Dillinger, recently portrayed in a movie by pirate Captain Jack Sparrow is dead. It would appear that Dillinger was shot dead by FBI agents as he left the Biograph movie theater in Chicago, I...
A prominent writer for satirical website, TheSpoof.com has openly admitted that he has finally run out of ideas. The writer, who we can't name here, because he is a witless Manchester United supporting buffoon, was allegedly at the very end of his...
It's just been revealed, that the man in the mirror was photographed acting in a really weird way. When caught in a compromising situation, and photographed, the man in the mirror continued to believe that because he considered himself on a slight...
An incredible statement made tonight by Burnley man Jimmy Jacket of Accrington Road, to his girlfriend Mandy Allsorts, also of Accrington Road. Mandy said: "Why does he want to die like that? It's not even like he's a good kisser. He's just ave...
Incoming news appears to suggest that the small European country of Belgium, has gone totally off the rails, and is nowhere near as good as it used to be. Warnings coming in suggest that the small country, once renowned for the port of Ostend, wit...
A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof. Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep...
Breaking news appears to indicate that a violent terrorist was involved in a shoot out as he was pursued by two writers from the satirical website TheSpoof.com. The writers, named only as Morse and Buck in communications were thought to be on a hu...
Brighton man, Sidney Sprocket, today admitted that he'd forgotten what he was doing. The incident took place this afternoon while Sprocket 84, was watching 'Dickinson's Real Deal' on the telly. "I don't rightly recall what happened," Sprocket told...
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