Terrorist Cornered In Violent New Mexico Shoot Out

Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 22 June 2009

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Come Out Here With Your Hands In The Air You Terrorist Sumbitch!

Breaking news appears to indicate that a violent terrorist was involved in a shoot out as he was pursued by two writers from the satirical website TheSpoof.com.

The writers, named only as Morse and Buck in communications were thought to be on a hunting trip when they ran into a bunch of potential terrorists.

One of the terrorists was tracked down to a New Mexico outbuilding, where he was challenged by the intrepid Spoofers.

"We had the sucker cornered in an outbuilding" Buck told us. "So we closed in on him, and he started demanding cheese on toast. I thought WTF?"

It appears that Morse had the situation under control, utilising his Ship's Captain authority.

However, when asked to lay down his weapon and come out quietly, the suspected terrorist told Morse in no uncertain terms to 'Fuck Off!'

At which point Buck went mental with a Browning over and under.

We await the outcome, tentatively.

More Hunting related Horatio as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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