Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years - Blames QM

Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Somebody Who's Old Enough To Be Queen Mudder's Mudder, Pictured This Morning. (Royal Ass Mess)

Fraudulent investment broker Bernard Madoff was today sentenced to 150 years in prison, having blatantly robbed hundreds, if not thousands of investors in a carefully calculated scam. Some of which resulted in said investors committing suicide because they'd lost everything.

Madoff, 72, who attacked reporters outside his upper east side apartment in a fit of pique recently, was far from apologetic in court.

When given the opportunity to address the court, Madoff went off on one, screaming:

"I'd never have been caught if it wasn't for that Queen Mudder from the Spoof. She's been lampooning me mercilessly for months now. Smart assed bitch with her Madoff Ponzi scam stories and her fuckin' contortionist avatar! Just wait till..."

At which point Madoff had to be restrained by court officials before being removed. To serve his 150 years. The thieving bastard.

Queen Mudder was said to be having a nice cup of Earl Grey and a slice of Battenburg and was reportedly unperturbed.

"Shit happens," she is said to have said.

More Queen Whoever related quackery as we get it.

Attributed source: Queen Mudder, Gawd bless her.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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