Sad news just in. Reports are saying that gangster John Dillinger, recently portrayed in a movie by pirate Captain Jack Sparrow is dead.
It would appear that Dillinger was shot dead by FBI agents as he left the Biograph movie theater in Chicago, Illinois, accompanied by a mysterious woman in a red dress.
Dillinger, long suspected of being a gangster, allegedly put up no resistance as G-men closed in on him with all guns blazing.
"We weren't messing around here," A G-man with a big smoking gun told us. "This guy was a badass. We just did what we had to do."
Dillinger's body was then taken to the Chicago morgue where many FBI agents took the opportunity to mug for photographs alongside the dead gangster's bullet-riddled corpse.
"Fucker had it coming," one told us.
The lady in the red dress disappeared into the crowd of bystanders and hasn't been traced.
More gangster related gross-outs as we get them.
