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Funny story: Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was...

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Funny story: Entwhistle has Wall to Wall holes in the schedule

Entwhistle has Wall to Wall holes in the schedule

BBC Director General George Entwhistle will appear before a house of commons select committee today to answer the charge that he suppressed the 'Newsnight' investigation into Jimmy Savile in order to save himself the hassle of re scheduling two tribu...

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Funny story: Elvis reborn in Germany

Elvis reborn in Germany

Staff at Graceland today were shocked when the US army revealed that a DNA sample taken from a visitor to an Army Base in Germany matched that of the King. Elvira Muntz from Berlin who works part time as a waitress was hired as part of a staff for...

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Funny story: Chris Brown in trouble over Panda Comments

Chris Brown in trouble over Panda Comments

Chris Brown shared a photo of himself posing with a Panda on his Twitter feed on Sunday. Members to 'Team Breezy' thought the image was cute but some women's groups have criticized the image as well as the caption which read 'Cutest looking woman I'v...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to team up

Sparks and Mensa to team up

After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning. "Both Ron and I...

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Funny story: Cameron to make speech on crime

Cameron to make speech on crime

Prime Minister David Cameron will today make a keynote speech on crime. However he will stop short of saying that people who swear and verbally abuse Police officers should face arrest. In the rest of Europe disrespecting a police officer is a cr...

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Funny story: Tebow to sue The Pope over trademark infringement

Tebow to sue The Pope over trademark infringement

New York Jets spare part Tim Tebow has issued a writ against Pope Benedict XVI after footage of a blessing at St. Peters Basilica showed the Catholic leader drop to one knee to anoint a young child. This has been deemed a breach of the trademark Tebo...

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Funny story: George Osbourne an example to Mitchell

George Osbourne an example to Mitchell

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne was caught traveling first class on a standard ticket. He politely asked the ticket inspector if he know who he was, and told the ticket inspector that as Chancellor it was him who would decide inspectors n...

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Funny story: Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops. Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...

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Funny story: More shocking abuse at TV studios

More shocking abuse at TV studios

More shocking stories of abuse from the studios of 80's TV came out today when one of the stars of 'Play school' told of years of abuse at the hands of an evil predator. Little Ted now in his late 50's and living at a toy museum told reporters to...

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Funny story: A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire. Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly. Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.

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Funny story: Tim Tebow in shock move

Tim Tebow in shock move

New York Jet's backup quarterback Tim Tebow is to quit professional football. The former Florida Gators and Denver Broncos star told shocked reporters after the Jet's 35 - 9 win over the Colts. "I feel pretty much redundant here in New York." Tebo...

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Funny story: The most horrible sound in the world.

The most horrible sound in the world.

British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices. "It was a surprising result.

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Funny story: Nobel win a Headache for Cameron

Nobel win a Headache for Cameron

Downing Street today reacted with fury at the news the Nobel Peace prize had been awarded to the EU. Although the UK is a fringe member of the EU at best it still gets a share in the award. "This is the Norwegians ramping up the political game." W...

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Funny story: Coastguard warns of armband slick

Coastguard warns of armband slick

The US Coastguard in California is warning people to beware of a large slick of yellow silicon rubber. This comes in the wake of the United States Anti-Doping Agency's damming report into Lance Armstrong. "People are taking their yellow armbands...

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Funny story: England Football team drop Umbro

England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...

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Funny story: JK Rowling to write horror book for kids

JK Rowling to write horror book for kids

Harry Potter author JK Rowling is to return to writing for children after her adult book 'The casual vacancy' was panned by critics. "God knows what she was thinking about" said Ian Rankin "The adult book was so bad I'm surprised that it was even...

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