Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Funny story written by John_L

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

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On the orders of Obama?

Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees.

Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was taken by his mother to Dallas to see President John F. Kennedy. Trump claims that the young Barack can be seen in the Zapruder footage.

The claim that Trump will make today is that far from being just a spectator Obama organized and carried out the assignation. He was aided by Lee Harvey Oswald whom he had met when Oswald visited Hawaii in 1962 and it was Obama who paid Jack Ruby to kill Oswald paying cops to leave the door open to make it easier for Ruby to carry out the clean up.

"The young Obama was the model for Stewie." Seth MacFarlane the creator of 'Family Guy' said "I found out about his activities as a young man and based the evil baby character on him. I guess that when I was talking to Trump at the Emmys last year he was able to join the dots."

Trump will also say that a seven year old Obama was behind the hypnosis of Sirhan Sirhan which caused him to kill Bobby Kennedy as well.

"This whole thing is a ludicrous as Donald's hair." a Democratic spokesman said. "We will refute these allegations with all vigor."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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