Chris Brown in trouble over Panda Comments

Funny story written by John_L

Monday, 22 October 2012

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Yang Bang

Chris Brown shared a photo of himself posing with a Panda on his Twitter feed on Sunday. Members to 'Team Breezy' thought the image was cute but some women's groups have criticized the image as well as the caption which read 'Cutest looking woman I've seen in a long time.'

Brown posed with the female Panda Yang Bang at New York's Bronx zoo as part of an effort to promote the conservation work at the zoo. Also at the event were other celebrities and sports stars including Yankees right fielder Nick Swisher who joked to reporters that the Panda looked like it had beaned by a wayward pitch and had two black eyes.

"Many people associate Pandas with victims" A Bronx Battered Wife home representative said "They do look like a battered wife. So we have Chris Brown standing next to something with two black eyes. This is a man who savagely beat his then girlfriend Rihanna saying something with two black eyes is cute."

While the media seem to have forgiven and forgotten that Brown beat up Rihanna some people have not. Neither candidate wants his support in the election as they try to woo women voters and others want to see him face sanctions.

"We have a lot of guys in here who did what he did." Mark Shankes from Rykers Island Maximum security Prison said "They are not celebrities and don't have good lawyers so after about a year in jail waiting for a trial they get sent to us for a maximum of three years"

Yang Bang was said not to have known who Brown was. She was however disappointed that Derek Jeter was unable to attend due to his injury. Although Jeter has said he will pay her a visit soon.

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