Cheated holidaygoers were today demanding the resignation of tourist board chief, Simon Nattress, after it was discovered the popular Lincolnshire holiday resort of Skegness did not actually exist and had been invented to attract unwitting tourists.
Chamber of Commerce officials on the Isle of Wight are looking into the shocking demise of a Colonist stranded on the island after an Irish Low Budget Flight glided into the local airport when lack of fuel kept the plane from reaching Heathrow. Th...
France, the world's most visited country, will no longer allow fat tourists to step foot on French soil. The announcement made by the newly-founded Paris-based 'Fatties-Stay-At-Home' association has rocked airlines, shipping lines and internationa...
Access to Northern England has been cut today while police wait for all the mad people to calm down Only last week, the Council for Northern England announced last week that Cumbria and Northumbria are Britain's favourite locations for going insa...
Eric Ladle, General Manager of the island's Tourist Information Centres, told us yesterday that Island Tourism are delighted with the summer season so far. However, they do have one slight concern. 'While we are delighted with the summer season so far, we do have one slight concern', Eric Ladle told us. 'We only have one slight concern, as we are delighted with the summer season so far. But,...
This time last year, the English resort town of Frigghall On Sea was just another faded seaside ghetto full of junkies, winos, and glue sniffers, wandering about among boarded up shops and abandoned fairgrounds. But this year, thanks to global war...
Arizona scored another victory in the war to protect its borders from illegal immigration when a Phoenix police officer apprehended an undocumented Canadian while on lunch break at Fries With That All American Cuisine. In casual conversation with...
After receiving the following consignment from the National Geographic Society to report upon one of the most fabulous areas of Germany called SAUERLAND (in the local dialect, Kuhlschrank = Fridge) Jaggedone tippled off to the region only to discover it really is a fridge. Stuck between Ruhrgebiet and the Kasseler Berge Sauerland/Kuhlschrank = Fridge is also well known as the "Hollandische Alpe...
UK airlines are seeking volunteers to give sausage rolls so passengers still stranded after the volcanic ash cloud disruption can have a bite to eat. British Airways has asked customers due on return flights since services resumed to eat other pas...
The Luxury ocean going liner, Celebrity Eclipse, docked in Southampton yesterday, back from a mercy mission to pick up 2,000 Costa-loving plebs from Bilbao. Who had been left stranded by that volcano. You know the one. Anyway, not surprisingly,...
Prime Minister - Gordon Brown unveiled today along with his emergency committee COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room and A) that 'drastic' decisions where being made to rescue and return stranded Brits. Apart from already deploying Navy boats to r...
Gordon Brown gave Chloe's head teacher special permission to excuse the wee starlet from knitting, art and PE today. Chloe is in Calais, handing out Union Jacks and belting out all the war songs. Ant and Dec are collecting, among the huge crowds,...
The volcano dust emanating from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland is having a distinct and direct effect on the already-struggling UK tourism industry, it has been claimed. The troublesome volcano has wreaked havoc with air travel all over...
For many years, travelers in movies have been attacked when stopping for gasoline at remote stations. These stops in Texas, New Mexico, and other western states have been portrayed in slasher films for years and have given the locals a bad name.
Mexico's President Calderon was reported to be apopleptic last night as the escalation of the country's drug cartel wars impacted tourist areas, such as Acapulco on the Pacific coast, where seventeen people met particularly gruesome deaths over the w...
Police in Los Angeles reported that a tour bus that takes passengers to see the gangland sections of Los Angeles that belong to the Crips and Bloods has returned very late and that everyone on it, including the driver, had been tarred and feathered.
Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...
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