Volunteers asked to give sausage rolls to stranded passengers

Funny story written by Coops

Saturday, 24 April 2010

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A fudge shop, that has been a life-saver to stranded passengers

UK airlines are seeking volunteers to give sausage rolls so passengers still stranded after the volcanic ash cloud disruption can have a bite to eat.

British Airways has asked customers due on return flights since services resumed to eat other pastries to allow people who were left stranded to come home. Virgin Atlantic says many such volunteers have contacted the airline and offered to give out cups of Vimto.

Earlier, British Airways (BA) rejected suggestions it was undercutting other airlines by making Cornish pasties, allowing other passengers to continue to stay in cafes.

British-based Greggs reopened on Tuesday following almost a week of grounded flights and people eating more of their goods than ever before. Although more pasties than usual are being eaten, tens of thousands of Britons are still want doughnuts with coffee instead of other pastry-style foods.

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