Written by Anthony1234

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Stranded.

Prime Minister - Gordon Brown unveiled today along with his emergency committee COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room and A) that 'drastic' decisions where being made to rescue and return stranded Brits.

Apart from already deploying Navy boats to rescue people other plans where being considered.

One of the main strategy's that is being considered is catapulting people from airports from massive style catapulting systems.

Customers waiting for a flight will be put on a large platform and then catapulted towards their destination (obviously hoping they do not drown or fall out of the air on the way) hoping to arrive safe and sound at their place of destination on a massive trampoline or bouncy castle. Talks are now in place between governments in what to use bouncy castle or trampolines.

What do you think of this suggestion from the UK government?

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