Paris - (Merde Alors!): "The affair probably took place on the Hopital Pitié-Salpêtrière mortuary slab," LA FagHagSlagMag society editor Dave Skank said today. "A three day wonder as Buck House bankers fought to pickle Diana into crygenic stasis a...
It can finally be revealed that Prince Charles and Carole Middleton are lovers . Her unfortunate origins, while keeping them apart in a legal sense, have not stopped them from getting together in a real sense. "Yes, it is true," Camilla Parker-Bow...
London - (Humpty Dumpty Mess): Palace sources have reacted with horror at reports that Princess Diana's unused IVF eggs have somehow ended up on online auction organ eLay. The $5 million price tag on each unfertilised 'double-yolker' specimen was...
London - (Reuterus): Just hours before his death Michael Jackson phoned Mohammed Al Fayed to say he'd missed a period and was pregnant with Dodi's baby. The Harrabs boss's statement today confirmed what everyone had long suspected, anyway, but ha...
The MJ death mystery took a bizzare and mysterious turn today when it was revealed that a small white hatchback had been seen in the vicinity of Jacksons home in the days preceding his demise. Rumours are rife that the hatchback is eerily similar...
Following today's emotional Michael Jackson memorial concert, Hollywood insiders have been speculating that friend of MJ and fellow childhood deity, Brook Shields, could actually receive an Oscar nod for her live speech which clearly reached out touc...
Both Kensington Palace and the Jackson family refused to comment on claims that Princess Diana would be attending Jacko's Funeral tomorrow. The Spoof can reveal that a special jet has been laid on to Fly Diana to the USA in time for the service at t...
New York - (ReUterus): TV celebrity interviewer Martin Bashir has bowed to the pressure of a $1 million paycheck and will publish unedited footage of his 1995 Princess Diana interview. The footage is to be shown on LAFagHagSlagMag.com's YouBoob! c...
London - (X-Files Mess): International necromancy market leader London College of Sidekick Studies has hired Ozzie wonder seer Blossom Goodchild to channel Michael Jackson's first official posthumous interview. Princess Diana's favorite supernatu...
London - (Pont d'Alma Mater Ass Mess): "And don't tell me bloody British intelligence isn't behind it!" was Harrabs grocer Mohammed Fayed's opening salvo this morning as the news of Michael Jackson's death began to sink in around the world. Fayed...
Hype Park, London - (Rotten Ass Mess): Royal Perks Agency operatives have cordoned off the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain after it began "seething like a witches' cauldron" at the exact moment of singer Michael Jackson's death on Thursday...
As the World comes to term with the death of the legendary King of Pop Michael Jackson, Buckingham Palace rejected claims that JACKO'S death had been arranged by Prince Philip. The 87 year old prince was reported to have been seen by witnesses sc...
London - (Preposterous Ass Mess): Shrinks at London's Royal Freak Hospital are poised to section Prof Stephen Hawking after his ex-wife complained that he was about to fake his own death 'just like Princess Di'. Elaine Hawking has told social work...
Although it hasn't happened yet, keen as ever to be first in on the story, a spoof.com reporting team consulted with some psychics and mumbo-jumbo spinners, and a witch doctor from the Congo as to how Jade Goody's funeral will proceed today. "It w...
London - (Spiritualist Ass Mess): Princess Diana heads the Welcome Jade! housewarming committee, London publicist Max Clifford told a press conference today. Clifford, 69, said he has it on 'very good authority' from London College of Sidekick Stu...
The Ferrari crashed by Manchester United's Portuguese whinger, Cristiano Ronaldo, was impounded by Greater Manchester Police this morning, after it emerged that the vehicle may have been possessed by the ghost of Princess Diana. Ronaldo ploughed t...
Princess Diana's ghost is roaming the English countryside in need of cheap alcohol and the company of rowdy, drunken teenagers says the head of Scotland Yard. Detective Sheerluck Holmes, who has been leading the investigation into the reappearance...
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