Hype Park, London - (Rotten Ass Mess): Royal Perks Agency operatives have cordoned off the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain after it began "seething like a witches' cauldron" at the exact moment of singer Michael Jackson's death on Thursday.
The Hype Park installation was the scene last March of Jackson's ritual Rite of Spring ablutions after doctors recommended a wet paddle in its miraculous healing waters.
Jackson was Diana's nephew and often sucked off her luminescent public limelight.
"Yeah, we're cosmic twins conjoined by karma and the magnetism of our magnificent auras!" Jackson once told bewildered fans.
Today the pointless water feature compound was being decontaminated by frogmen and Metropolitan Police divers.
Prince Harry still wets himself at night.