Written by queen mudder

Monday, 21 September 2009

image for Decrepit geriatric President Giscard e'Estaing 'shagged Diana'
A necro hop-on probably all he actually ever managed

Paris - (Merde Alors!): "The affair probably took place on the Hopital Pitié-Salpêtrière mortuary slab," LA FagHagSlagMag society editor Dave Skank said today.

"A three day wonder as Buck House bankers fought to pickle Diana into crygenic stasis and gag the sordid Pont d'Alma crash footage!"

Skank was being interviewed about octogenarian French presidential hasbeen Valery Giscard d'Estaing's book about shagging Princess Diana.

The old Nazi collaborator's memoir describes the multiple orgasms the Princess experienced when their torpid bodies exchanged secretions.

"I doubt if the old necrophiliac even noticed the 'dead' bit, personally," Skank concluded.

Mohammed al-Fayed is 99% bankrupt following heavy losses in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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