London - (Spiritualist Ass Mess): Princess Diana heads the Welcome Jade! housewarming committee, London publicist Max Clifford told a press conference today.
Clifford, 69, said he has it on 'very good authority' from London College of Sidekick Studies CEO Sir Tom Filth-Lucre that the tragic reality TV starlet will be given a heroin's (sic) welcome.
College mediums - and 'smalls'! - have been furiously channeling 'messages' from the late Princess ever since Clifford signed up Jade to a lifelong contract that sees him swipe 25% of all her earnings.
The veteran PR genius has vowed to keep the channelled message specifics out of the limelight during Jade's remaining lifetime but will release a CD of the best clips 'in the interests of her little sons' not earlier than the day after her eventual funeral.
Jack Weed is high as a kite.
