Martin Bashir: "Princess Diana told me Jackson was her sibling!"

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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Dancing at the White House ball with brother Jackson

New York - (ReUterus): TV celebrity interviewer Martin Bashir has bowed to the pressure of a $1 million paycheck and will publish unedited footage of his 1995 Princess Diana interview.

The footage is to be shown on's YouBoob! channel on the day of the piublic memorial next Tuesday.

Bashir's Diana documentary shows the feckless twat royal saying she has the same biological father as the Michael Jackson.

A photograph of ex-US President George Bush Senior at her bedside shows Diana and her half brother Tim with 'Poppy' as they called him, before they both went on to their respective stellar careers as celebrity tribute acts extraordinaire.

Bashir himself famously later went on to squeeze a televised admission out of Jackson that he regularly slept with minors 'outta lurve for Jesus'.

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