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Funny story: Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

An Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds like Elvis Presley, has decided to rap the Elvis songs, performing them in the style of rap music. When asked why he wishes to do this, he replied that it was so he could get the younger kids to go for li...

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Funny story: Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

A couple of Elvis Presley fans taking almost 200 photographs were astounded when they placed them on their computer. There were five different photographs of a white-looking Michael Jackson in the background! But why were they in pics at Graceland...

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Funny story: Elvis On Ballot Box In Minnesota, Following Elected Clown, Wrestler!

Elvis On Ballot Box In Minnesota, Following Elected Clown, Wrestler!

What does a state which wants national attention so badly that they first elect a wrestler and then a clown to office? They place Elvis Presley on the next ballot of course. In Minneapolis, an Elvis impersonator wearing a red jump suit has offi...

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Funny story: One Millionth Elvis Impersonator Honored in Las Vegas

One Millionth Elvis Impersonator Honored in Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV - This week marked a milestone for one lucky lad who had the fortune to become the one millionth person to get his own show in Vegas as an Elvis impersonator. Gruud MacPhereson, an out-of-work whiskey kegger from Glasgow, couldn't belie...

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Funny story: Elvis Impersonator Becomes Brown Campaign Fixture

Elvis Impersonator Becomes Brown Campaign Fixture

Elvis impersonator Hamish McTwiddle is to permanently accompany Gordon Brown on his election campaign using the King's songs to highlight the achievements of the Labour Party. Mr McTwiddle said he became a Labour voter after he received electro-co...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah releases an album

Derek Acorah releases an album

World famous psychic Derek Achorah has released his first album of songs to an unsuspecting public. Acorah who hails from Liverpool, the home of the Beatles, the Lightning Seeds and Cilla Black, is following in a long tradition of TV celebrities s...

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Funny story: Horror As Man Loses Face

Horror As Man Loses Face

Builder and local Surrey resident Tommy Clutterbuck sensationally lost his face yesterday afternoon, around 5:30pm. The budding brickie sneezed after inhaling a small amount of loosened brick dust, when his face slid off. The manky gloop that was...

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Funny story: New Raquel Welch Book Lists Names Of Partners

New Raquel Welch Book Lists Names Of Partners

Raquel Welch's New Book, "Beyond The Cleavage" is a tell-all book about all the guys she has spent time with in bed. It might have been a shorter book if she had listed the ones that she did not bed. Now that she is almost 70, I guess she needs m...

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Funny story: Elvis Presley Haunted House Up For Sale Again!

Elvis Presley Haunted House Up For Sale Again!

For the third time this year, the house with the Elvis Presley ghost is up for sale. No, it's not the big house in Graceland. Plus it's not any one house. A couple of con artists have been caught after selling at least twenty other versions of...

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Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Now 175 Pounds, Following Elvis Footsteps

Lisa Marie Presley Now 175 Pounds, Following Elvis Footsteps

Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died sudde...

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Funny story: Elvis Lyrics Discovered on Jailhouse Wall

Elvis Lyrics Discovered on Jailhouse Wall

After stripping a jail cell wall of many coats of paint, restoration workers discovered the lyrics to an early chart buster by Elvis Presley scratched in the cement. Paint worker Bubba Leuellen first spotted scratches with the words "The warden th...

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Funny story: The Day the Music Fried

The Day the Music Fried

The body of Buddy Holly, the fifties rock'n'roller who was thought to have died in a plane crash in 1959, may have been found stashed in a fridge in Graceland, the home of the late Elvis Presley. The grisly discovery was uncovered by a visitor to...

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Funny story: Elvis Presley Sues Stephen King From Beyond The Grave For Plagiarism

Elvis Presley Sues Stephen King From Beyond The Grave For Plagiarism

In a week which has seen the thorny issue of plagiarism take over the headlines at the expense of that good old staple called infidelity, we've just heard from Graceland that the late King of rock n roll, Elvis Presley has instructed his legal team t...

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Funny story: Elvis might still be alive after all

Elvis might still be alive after all

Elvis Prestley might still be alive after all. Marks & Spencer announced today that their new chief executive will be Marc Bolan. Mark lead singer with T-rex was thought to have died in September 1977 but after the announcement from Marks and...

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Funny story: Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Rumours fly in a small town, but secrets can be kept too. That's why Effingham, Illinois is ground zero for one of the biggest secrets of this new century. It all started over 10 years ago when a Creamy Crisp Donut factory was built in Effingham and...

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Funny story: Elvis still attends his Birthday celebrations

Elvis still attends his Birthday celebrations

Happy Birthday Elvis: "Are you lonesome tonight?" At 75 years old, Elvis would probably not be doing a lot of pelvis shaking unless it was from an ailment in his nervous system, but he would still be adored. Graceland in Memphis was celebrating his birthday and he was enjoying every minute of it. Cilla was there as well as his beloved Lisa Marie and thousands of fans, to make it all seem...

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Funny story: Elvis: The Little Known Top Ten Facts

Elvis: The Little Known Top Ten Facts

After His 75th Birthday, Top Ten Little Known Facts About Elvis Presley 10. Elvis' mother, Gladys Smith's middle name was 'Elvis'. 9. Every dog and cat the family ever had (Ten 'Hound Dogs' at one time), was named 'Elvis'. 8. Elvis had a twin brother who was still-born and shown at a traveling circus show by Colonel Tom Parker. His name was 'Elvis #2'. 7. Elvis never liked the n...

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