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After His 75th Birthday, Top Ten Little Known Facts About Elvis Presley

10. Elvis' mother, Gladys Smith's middle name was 'Elvis'.

9. Every dog and cat the family ever had (Ten 'Hound Dogs' at one time), was named 'Elvis'.

8. Elvis had a twin brother who was still-born and shown at a traveling circus show by Colonel Tom Parker. His name was 'Elvis #2'.

7. Elvis never liked the name, 'The King' and always corrected people, saying that "My name is 'Elvis'."

6. All of the Jordanaires, Elvis' back-up group, had to change their middle names to 'Elvis'.

5. Lisa Marie's name is actually, Lisa 'Elvis' Marie.

4. Colonel Tom Parker was an illegal immigrant from Holland and his original middle name was, "Elvissvin".

3. When Elvis was found dead, he was sitting on the john...only DAYS after he had changed the john's name to 'Elvis'!

2. His favorite bedtime story read to him by his mother was "The Elvis & The Shoemaker".

1. Instead of naming his penis 'Little Elvis', he named it, 'Great Big Old Throbbing Elvis'.

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