New Raquel Welch Book Lists Names Of Partners

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Monday, 29 March 2010

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Sinatra Receiving His "Raquel Welch Award" From President

Raquel Welch's New Book, "Beyond The Cleavage" is a tell-all book about all the guys she has spent time with in bed. It might have been a shorter book if she had listed the ones that she did not bed.

Now that she is almost 70, I guess she needs more attention because her movie history isn't doing much for that.

In the book, she identifies Elvis, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Burt Reynolds, Richard Burton and Trigger!

Apparently she also went to bed with Rudolph Valentino but since he died before she was born, I don't even want to think about that one.

Sad to say, 70 can hit some people pretty hard and they need to look back over their lives and show something for their effort.

Personally, I think Raquel herself said it best in her first big role in "One Million BC", "Ooog Mo tolt gumma penis splat!"

This is Dan Hilliard of UP2.

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