Elvis might still be alive after all

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Elvis Prestley might still be alive after all. Marks & Spencer announced today that their new chief executive will be Marc Bolan.

Mark lead singer with T-rex was thought to have died in September 1977 but after the announcement from Marks and Spencer today it will give hope for people who still believe Elvis and Michael Jackson are still alive.

Only last week there was a report that Elvis was working in a fish and chip shop in Glasgow but this turned out to be a false alarm when it was discovered that the guy in question was called John Mcleod and he preferred to sing songs by Roy Orbison.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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