Lisa Marie Presley Now 175 Pounds, Following Elvis Footsteps

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Sunday, 14 March 2010

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Elvis Before The Weight Gain

Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died suddenly.

No one has accused her of taking pills as of the latest reports but the bizarre fact is that Lisa Marie's grandmother, Elvis's mom, also died at the age of 42 so there is a long history here.

Not only did her dad and grandmother die at 42, but Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubble's mother died at 42 also.

Also, one of Lisa Marie's closest friends, Gladys Gaskey , died at the age of 42, AFTER gaining weight during her last two years!

Now, "The Sewer" has learned that during the past six months, Lisa Marie has not only been watching old movies of her dad over and over, she has watched "The Godfather", "Dog Day Afternoon" and "The Deer Hunter" at least a dozen times each and those movies can be depressing.

Finally, 'The Sewer' has learned that the late actor, John Cazale was in ALL THREE MOVIES! John Cazale was also 42 when he died.

Not that any of this means anything, but this final bit of news has actually caused the hair to rise on this old reporter's ass.

This is Herodo Rivera reporting for The Sewer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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