Carson Ray, an erstwhile singer-songwriter living in Nashville, Tennessee, stumbled onto a powerfully handy turn of phrase suitable for responding to just about any inquiry or passing remark in, "Oh, ya know." "It works for just about anything," s...
After losing his beloved canine companion of over twelve years, Samson, and realizing just how previous and fleeting life's special moments truly are, Wes Morehouse of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to make the most of his remaining time on earth by...
After decades of rarely even cracking a smile, serious-minded Brett Carwyle of New York City, someone never known for his sense of humor, finally came to acknowledge the ridiculous nature of life. “It’s a shit-show,” said Carwyle, grinning and sha...
While his intermittent employment, lackluster love life, and standard, sardonic "liivin' the dream" response to any inquiry as to how he's doing have prompted some of his less understanding friends to call him the dreaded "L" word, Max Childers of Na...
Although he has not spoken to her for more than forty years, and she has been happily married to a perfect man for 25 of those, grammar pedant Brian Asshat, 63, still believes that he has a chance with the love of his early twenties, Karen Brassingth...
A man in Chutney on the Fritz has realised that he is actually 'that' man. Brian Asshat, 63 always thought that he was being helpful, but was both shocked and saddened to be told that he wasn't. 'For more years than I care to remember,' said th...
"So many people move here hoping to make it as a professional singer or songwriter and end up becoming disheartened when they never hit the big-time," said career counselor Pam Hardy of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I think we need to change our definit...
Cleveland, Ohio. After being born and raised in the trenches of Dane County, Wisconsin, to lower middle class parents, and surviving numerous fraternity parties filled with booze and wild orgies at UW-Madison, Dwain Kurt, 40, was reported as "doing...
There was confusion aplenty in one backwoods-and-out-of-the-way place today, when one man kept thinking it was Saturday when, in reality, it was only Friday! The confusion had arisen because of the fact that Khmer New Year celebrations, which star...
Madison, Wisconsin. Thomas and Joanna Harper expressed nothing but sheer joy and profound happiness last Thursday when they learned that their son Brad, 22, is dropping out of UW-Madison in order to become a correctional officer after getting 21-yea...
Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...
Lake County, Minnesota. Feeling that the time was right in order to have that special talk about "the birds and the bees", as well as "the unique moments" that keep life moving, Justin Harris, 10, sat his mother down last Wednesday, and demanded to...
"Attitude is everything," Tara Brockwell of Nashville, Tennessee, enjoys telling everyone who's willing to listen - like her coworker Alan York, whom she'd waylaid this particular Monday morning in the office kitchen while he was getting coffee. "Sta...
Midwest, United States. Finding themselves desperately engaged in a horrible struggle to identify "at-risk" students and potential "drop-outs", as tuition money remains a top priority while coaches receive astronomical salaries, university leaders,...
Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changi...
Dane County, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Josh Albert, an extreme introvert who has a tremendous amount of difficulty getting through social circumstances and activities that require interaction with other people, was rushed to a Madison area hospital las...
Minneapolis, Minnesota. In a rather sad attempt to feel better about his own pathetic existence, local douchebag Scott Bauers, 37, has dedicated himself to the mission of finding a second job and developing a few hobbies. Desperately trying to ta...
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