Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 28 April 2019

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Yes, Brian, we know

A man in Chutney on the Fritz has realised that he is actually 'that' man.

Brian Asshat, 63 always thought that he was being helpful, but was both shocked and saddened to be told that he wasn't.

'For more years than I care to remember,' said the deluded old fool, 'I thought I was being helpful, pointing out to people, on social media their spelling and grammar mistakes, their bad decisions and relationship woes like a good friend should, and now they have all un-friended me. Only Felicity is my friend, and I would never correct her, not since she held my hand that time in Blackpool'.

Felicity said 'I carnt' believe that Brian did all of tha.....he has neva said anyfing about my spellings'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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