Actress Eva Mendes was crowned as the most desirable woman of 2009 yesterday in a new poll by an online men's magazine that organizers swear is not all about looks but overall racks, Wooohooo!! Mendes, 34, "topped" the 9th annual list of "Top 99 M...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to a November poll conducted by National Opinion Research Group, 28% of Americans still approved of the way Bush was handling his job as president. In view of this fact, NORG decided to find out more about this curious...
The Clerk doesn't seem to care for my presence inside the early voting site. I'm a certified pollwatcher, a volunteer for Barack Obama, there to ensure every vote is counted. I assume her focus is serving the hundreds of would-be voters that have been waiting on line for hours, many of them outside, under a hot sun. It's 2:00 PM and the temperature is in the 90's, with high humidity. Paramedics...
NEW YORK, NY (Friggemall Wire Services) -- The latest poll shows Republican Presidential nominee John McCain with a huge lead over Democratic rival Barack Obama in the octogenarian males wearing shorts with tall, dark-colored socks demographic. "M...
The latest Giddy-Up poll shows that GOP candidate John McCain currently leads Democratic candidate Barack Obama by three percentage points (53% to 50%). When a Giddy-Up representative was told that 53% and 50% added up to 103%, and just exactly h...
(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...
A University constructed a team of students with various political veiws to confirm some supicions about the Fox News Network. Their studies are as follows: * 76% of regular Fox News veiwers are in fact not smarter than a 5th grader * 23%...
In an intriguing soufflè of Presidential politics, average American intelligence, and late-night humor, Jay Leno's Tonight Show conducted a national viewers' poll concerning Reverend Jesse Jackson's latest verbal misstep about Barack Obam...
The vast majority of Americans -- 83% according to a recent poll -- say that it's more important for immigrants to learn to...
A recent poll carried out by the highly respected MAAN (Much Ado About Nothing) organisation has revealed that most opinion polls are actually completely irrelevant and unreliable.
(Washington, D.C.) A recent CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating of 71 is higher than the mandatory IQ to become a Playboy Bunny.
Warsaw - An overwhelming majority of Americans have lost faith in the ability of polls to lead the nation, according to new poll of 1000 registered Americans.
White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.
AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.
A recent Zogby Poll of 1,427 registered voters show that 57% of people hate polls, up 2% from last year.
Psychics sit back and look over your shoulder to read the past and future. They insist they see things as clearly as the desk. They haven't a clue who you are, yet they can tell amazing stories. News pundits study opinion polls, scrutinize speeches, writings and voting habits to understand the ranking of the hour's favorite candidate. They give opinions on news programs: "Obama used t...
It seems that an eon has passed since the pollsters and many of the pundits were bollixed by the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Before the primary, polls (and plenty of pundits) shouted that Obama would win-and probably by a significant amount.
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