New Polls shock no one

Funny story written by Jonny Statistic

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

A University constructed a team of students with various political veiws to confirm some supicions about the Fox News Network.

Their studies are as follows:

  • 76% of regular Fox News veiwers are in fact not smarter than a 5th grader
  • 23% of Fox News veiwers have claimed that Bill O'Reilly has called them only to sexually harras them
  • 99% of regular Fox veiwers claim that they don't get laid at all
  • the other 1% of the previous statitic said that they pay for sex
  • 98% of everything said on Fox by their pundits is actually false, the other 2% is the weather which is pretty accurate most of the time
  • 100% of all Fox pundits are legally insane and are considered dangerous, except for Sean Hannity, who is legally retarded. (and still dangerous)


Professor Wallen Bakes, who led the study said these findings were not shocking at all. "WE actually were shocked about one little thing," Bakes told the AP, "we were stunned to find that many folks around the country still cite Fox as a credible source for news."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more