Eva Mendes Crowned Most Desirable Woman

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Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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Actress Eva Mendes was crowned as the most desirable woman of 2009 yesterday in a new poll by an online men's magazine that organizers swear is not all about looks but overall racks, Wooohooo!!

Mendes, 34, "topped" the 9th annual list of "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" after readers cast more than 10 million votes to rank the women with the best qualities for the ideal girlfriend or wife with the bigguns.

She took the top hots from actress Katherine Heigl after placing fourth last year while actress Megan Fox ranked second and Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller came in a hot sexy third.

Editor Willy Wiggles said the list was a "pulse-check" of the women that readers were not only following but also perceived as more than just a pretty face.

"Obviously good looks are one quality but intelligence, ambition, humor and bazookas also count," Lance told reporters.

Once again, Rosie O'Donnell, Camilla Parker Bowles and a very disillusioned Elton John were missing from the list.

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