Puerto Rico's objection to Pop Star Madonna's attempt to adopt Juicer Alex Rodriguez has been contested in the World Court by the Dominican Republic. The Attorney Generalissimo of the DR, Freyito Bandaidito objected furiously to PR's Interference in...
Just when the Material girl thought she had acquired her latest foreign adoption, the trade deal fell through. US Commonwealth Puerto Rico has denied the Dance Like an Egyptian Queen her adoption of Alex Rodriguez. Rumours were flying about the froun...
VAIL, Colorado - New York Yankees Super Star Alex Rodriguez is in the beautiful state of Colorado recovering from recent hip surgery. And while in Colorado, he has decided to take some photographs, which 100 percent of the people who visit the sta...
Alex Roidriguez, who plays billionaire for the NY Yankees' infield, will miss much of the first part of the season for a surgery. A-Rod has been the focus of embarrassing reports of steroid use and even more humiliating revelations that he denied his...
NY Yankee scumdawg billionaire was attemptng to resurrect his squeaky clean image by appearing at a Boyz N Girlie Club in the hood with fellow fallen all American boy star Chris Brown. Things went south bronx fast as A-Roid reached into his pocket...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - New York Yankees superstar and self-professed ex-steroid user, Alex Rodriguez has asked that he be traded. A-Rod told a reporter for ESPN that he is having an extremely hard time trying to concentrate on baseball with the...
(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do more with less. Or as my Boss said, "In your case, less with even less." So with the added hours and as you loyal...
The University of Nowhere has a long history of cheating in sports, from 35 year old ringers at QB to a locker room more juiced up than a Florida orange grove. When Alex Rodriguez offered to be the benefactor behind their new college baseball sta...
When former Yankee manager Joe Torre read in the spoof.com that Madonna was describing Alex Rodriguez' testicles as pebble like, A-Rod's old skipper reported shock. "I worked with him on a daily basis and he never showed any evidence of having...
"His testicles are the size of marbles and twice as hard." This the testimony given by his lover Madonna at the steroid trial of Yankee Alex Rodriguez. When Madonna was asked how she knew about the shrunken balls of the baseball phenom, she blush...
NY,NY/ Boston Globe - Boston Red Sox fans today are taking hope in the fact that the latest Yankee acquisition of "Queen of Pop", Madonna, is having trouble making the transition to organized baseball. Reports surfacing today from disgruntled Ya...
New York/NY Sporting Times - The spendthrift Yankees continued their wanton ways today with the announcement that they had added "The Queen of Pop" to their already potent,though aging , lineup. Madonna, known as a racy switch hitter after her e...
Nothing good came from attempts to hide the unlikely relationship when the famous N.Y. Yankees hitter Alex Rodriguez, was seen off stage during a recent Madonna show. Freaks, Greeks, and athletes with strong physique are the preferred boy-toys f...
In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...
Highest paid MLB's Playa Alex Rodriguez has been seeking to play his rod into the V of Rock star and professional slut Madonna. Gossip columnists have dubbed the pair, "Madonna and Child" as the thirty-something A-Rod casts his lure out...
Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...
Florida - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Cynthia Scurtis Rodriguez is in shock after finding out feckless baseball player husband Alex is Madonna's son and not her toy boy.
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