A-Rod Caught Signing Autographs with a Hypodermic Needle

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 23 February 2009

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Police are searching the proverbial haystack for A-Fraud's needle

NY Yankee scumdawg billionaire was attemptng to resurrect his squeaky clean image by appearing at a Boyz N Girlie Club in the hood with fellow fallen all American boy star Chris Brown.

Things went south bronx fast as A-Roid reached into his pocket for his autograph sharpie and out came his trusty steroid ridden and still warm "gun". The hot corner cutie tried to explain that he had the needle in his possession because he had just injected some insulin into his poor diabetic hoe.

Brown faired no better when in a pick up game of hoops against the BNG Club ladies team, brown stuffed a little girl going up for a lay up and screamed take that you bitch Rihanna!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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